बुधवार, 12 अक्तूबर 2011

jokes

girl------kya aap mere chehre se ek cheej hata sakte hain
boy khush hokar--haan haan batoa kya hataoon
girl-----apni kutte jesi najar
 2-lallu to a plastic surjon-mujhe rabdi ji ki plastic surgery karani hai kitna kharch aayega
 doctor-1 lack
laalu- are ye to bahut hi jyada hai,aur agar plastic hum de de to????????????
 3-police mele me khoye hue bachche se------
"bete tumhare papa ka kya naam hai
"PAPA"
mummy ka naam Batao
"MUMMY"
rahte kahan ho
"GHAR ME"
ghar kaha hai?
"MONU KE GHAR KE SAMNE"
monu ka ghar kahan hai
"MERE GHAR KE SAMNE
are dono ghar kaha hai
"AAMNE-SAAMNE"

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