शुक्रवार, 7 अक्तूबर 2011

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1 teacher-OXFORD means kya hota hai
student-ox mane bell ayr ford means gadi 
oxford means BELLGADI

2.ek 80 saal ka admi ne 25 saal ki ladki se vivah kiya.to logo ne fero ke samay phoolo ki jagah vitamin ki goliyan feki.shaadi ke baad ek patrakar ne ladki se poochha apne in me kya dekh kar shaadi ki
ladki ne jawab diya-ek to inki INCOM aur doosra inke DIN KUM

3.SHEELA doctor se-doctor sahab mujhe daant nikalwana hai
 DOCTOR-nurse sunn karne ka injection lagao
SHEELA-are iski kya jaroorat hai bina sunn kiye nikal do time kum hai
DOCTOR-aap to bahut bahadur hai chalo vese hi nikal deta hoo
SHEELA-(bahar a kar pati se)-suno ji chalo apna daant nikalva lo...........

4-us ladki ko kya kahege jo kabhi hansti n ho???????
                     "HASEENA"

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